30 September 2025
So, you've finally admitted it—your Fran time is trash, Murph makes you want to fake an injury, and the only thing getting a workout during a long WOD is your excuse generator. Yep, we’ve all been there. You might be able to sling barbells around like Thor hurling his hammer, but when it comes to cardio? Oof. You gas out faster than your gym buddy's New Year resolution.
But fear not, burpee-hating brethren, because we’re about to open the Pandora’s box of cardio for CrossFitters. And yes, you’re going to need more than just a new playlist to get through it.

Cardio builds the endurance engine that lets you keep going—rep after miserable rep. It's like upgrading your body’s battery from a knockoff brand to a nuclear reactor. Want to RX your WODs without dying halfway through? You're gonna need lungs that perform like Teslas and not like rusted lawnmowers.
Why? Because it sucks. Running is boring. Rowing is monotonous. And don’t even get me started on the Assault Bike—that tool of Satan disguised as fitness equipment.
But endurance is the peanut butter to your CrossFit jelly. It holds everything together. Without it, your performance falls apart faster than a Jenga tower on a wobbly table.

LISS is great for active recovery and building your aerobic base—the foundation that lets you survive longer workouts without dying of embarrassment.
Perfect for gradually increasing endurance without frying your CNS (Central Nervous System, not Completely Numb Quads... though same energy).
HIIT is brilliant for mimicking the intensity of WODs. It trains your heart to handle the chaos... sorta like preparing for Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws.
Start by adding just 2–3 low-intensity sessions per week. It could be a 30-minute bike ride, a casual row, or even a brisk walk with a vest if you want to feel fancy.
Treat your cardio training with the same progressive overload mindset as strength training. Track your progress. Increase time, distance, or intensity gradually. Be the tortoise, not the sweaty rabbit faceplanting at minute six.
Cardio doesn't have to be a death march. If you're creative enough to suffer through 100 wall balls, you can definitely spice up a jog.
It's like saying doing burpees means you’re practicing gymnastics. Technically true… but also hilariously wrong.
If you want to dominate those long WODs, not just survive them like a contestant on a game show, you need dedicated cardio sessions.
Start small. Warm up, run 400 meters, walk 400 meters. Do that for 20 minutes. Boom: you’re building your engine. And bonus—running makes you better at just about everything that involves moving your body through space. Which, you know, is almost everything in CrossFit.
- Use the rower for intervals and pacing.
- Ski Erg is great for upper-body endurance and pretending you’re in the Winter Olympics.
- The Assault Bike? It’s punishment and privilege wrapped into one steel-framed nightmare. Use it for HIIT, sprints, or when you need to humble yourself after talking trash during warm-ups.
- Eat carbs. Yes, carbs are your friends, not the enemy your keto-loving coworker warned you about.
- Hydrate like it’s your part-time job.
- Don’t try to train on empty unless you like hallucinating halfway through a run and fist-fighting imaginary opponents.
- Prioritize sleep over scrolling through mobility memes.
- Mobility work isn’t optional if you want your joints to last longer than your protein powder.
- Take rest days. Seriously, you're not weak—you're smart.
You don’t need to become a marathon runner or start wearing a heart rate monitor like it's a badge of honor—but you do need to respect the process.
Cardio doesn’t steal your gains. Bad programming and ego-lifting do. Build that engine, keep your strength, and maybe—just maybe—smile the next time Murph rolls around. (Okay, that might be pushing it.)
So lace up those kicks, press start on the rower, or hop on the bike—and remember: cardio isn’t your enemy. Mediocrity is.
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Everett Davis
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1 comments
Nadia Barker
Cardio for CrossFitters? I thought the only endurance needed was surviving the WOD jump ropes! Remember, if you’re not gasping for air, are you even CrossFitting? Let the sweat-soaked fun begin!
October 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Everett Davis
While WODs are intense, incorporating cardio can enhance endurance, improve performance, and help you tackle those jump ropes with more energy. It's all about balance!